My normal routines as I arrive in a new hotel is as follows.
The first thing I do is to check: “Where is the bible?” Hotels has a nasty habit to put this book in the rooms. What I do is to throw it out of my room for the cleaners to take care of it. Often the book is gone for the rest of my stay but it happens that I need to do the process all over again once the room has been cleaned.
(I find it strange that we in this day and age still have dusty old traditions like that)
The second thing is to turn on the TV and check the bathroom for a tub.

After that I normally return down to the reception and ask about internetconnection and the spa area.
In this hotel we have a 24 hour well equipped gym, a sauna and a nice, warm pool.
Spent one hour in the water yesterday. Maybe that is why I feel like a fish today.